Lappin Lab
to eat the p-ssy. perform c-nn-l-ng-s. munching on the l-b– aka the lab. dine at the y. chicken at the y. licking the old vajayjay.
stan: hey joe. what are you and your girl doing tonight? going out?
joe: no braaahhhh! we are staying home. she just called and told me she’s all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. i’ll be lappin lab tonight.
stan: them’s good eats broooohhhh! good eats.
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