Laprocite


a supposedly mythical symbiotic single celled organism residing in the lungs. usually seen after eating large doses of psilosybin mushrooms, and coughing. commonly mistaken for phlegm
“dude, i just coughed something up, i think it’s a laprocite trying to escape.”

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