lapsus mentis
(from latin) a fun, but more polite and generally, highly acceptable, way of saying brain fart or cerebral flatulence.
david 1: “oops, sorry, david i meant to say i’ll hold the fence panel and you hammer the nail in (not screw it in). i think i just had a brain fart.”
david 2 (seeming a bit shocked): “a what???”
david 1: “cerebral flatulence.”
david 2: (looking a little confused): “eh?”
david 1: “a “lapsus mentis”.”
david 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): “oh!”
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