Laptop Fucker
one who appreciates the f-cking of laptops. a laptop f-cker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.
boy 1: “i’ve recently discovered the joys of penetrating the ‘top”
boy 2: “you laptop f-cker! guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance”
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