laptopist
“you know like a racist ‘cept against laptops” — @lostboy93 on twitter
guy 1: pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop
guy 2: yeah well shut up laptopist!
see: http://twitter.com/hxcgrunger/status/1551824896
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