lard attack


a fluctuation in your heart rate felt moments after biting into food that has a high fat content, is really greasy, or just unhealthy in general. one may feel their breathing go heavy and feel a food coma coming along as they feel the cholesterol flowing through their veins.
1: yo man, you ok? you haven’t taken a bite of your big mac in a minute, bro.

2: nah, man. is it okay if we go chill at your pad? i think i’m having a lard attack

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