Lardcakes
a derogitory term against the obese, created by a group of bedford high school students in 2008.
person1: dude i just ate a bigmac in two bites!
person2: lardcakes
the little debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the zebra cakes. called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.
i love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.
someone who is overly obese, synonyms are as follows: husky, chubby, fatty, tubster, tubs of lard, mctubberson, fatty mcfatterson, jiggly, jiggly puff (copyright pokemon & nintendo), big boned, fat, tubbalisish, and lardy.
man, did you see that lady? she is the biggest lard cake ever!
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