Larkmanite


a person hailing from the a council estate named ‘the larkman’ in norwich, uk. the women will usually be found adorning large amounts of cheap gold jewelry often purchased at f h hinds on st. stephens street situated very conveniently near to argos, poundland and iceland – all places a larkmanite is likely to be found. the men generally stay at home and play on their psp’s the more fortunate will often own a moped on which they will ride around norwich city centre. residents of the larkman tend to stick together and rarely wonder far from the estate – they keep it in the family and have a motto for meeting ones partner – ‘why cross the street when you can cross the hall’,
a. look at those sc-mmy people who are they?…
b. they are larkmanites from the larman estate – do not look them directly in the eyes (this is totaly dependant on them having two working eyes)

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