Larry Craig


v. the act of denying one’s h-m-s-xuality in impossible and unbelievable circ-mstances.
after we caught matt watching dude p-rn, he tried to larry craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.
denying ones h-m-s-xuality against all odds, the way senator larry craig did after getting caught trying to get a bj in an airport.
joe tried to larry craig us after we saw the rainbow flag hidden in his closet.
1 – a disgraced idaho senator
2 – the act of extending one’s legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you’re h-m-.
3 – the act of solicting for cottaging acts.
larry craig denies he’s gay.

stop it craig! you’re making me h-rny and hard and i can’t pee nor sh-t anymore!

larry craig’s body language dictated the minneapolis police officer who was going for a sh-t that he wanted to f-ck him in the -ss. therefore he got arrested.
a self-proclaimed social conservative, a self-proclaimed christian, the staunchly anti-gay republican senator from idaho who was arrested in june 2007 at the minneapolis-st. paul airport for soliciting s-x from an undercover male police officer, in a bathroom stall. check out the hilarious washington post article about the incident.
according to the police report, craig spread his wobbly legs real wide, played footsie from under the stall part-tion and also stuck his liver-spotted left hand under the wall – clearly showing the wedding band on his ring finger – supposedly a result of his marriage to a female. craig pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct but pleaded not guilty to soliciting s-x from another person.
all in all, this is a case of another moral crusader who likes nothing more than a quick t-rd punch while he waits for a connecting flight. no reports as to why the good senator chose minneapolis as the locale for his activities. after all, most of us use amtrak restrooms for these frivolities. adding to the humor of it all, the great crusader has stated that this is all a gross misunderstanding and that he simply has a very wide stance when he goes to the bathroom. that seems plausible to me, considering the copious amounts of conservative cr-p he drops on the senate floor and in the media. anyone with that much sh-t in them needs to spread those legs really wide, to ensure a complete dumping of feces. take a quick look at this dweeb’s face. you know he loves to choke on a p-n-s. the wonderful christian was booked, fined, and sentenced to a year of probation. if i were him, i would violate the probation, in the hopes of being actually arrested, spending some time in jail, and increasing my odds of scoring some man-love – and then blame it all on a big, black, bubba of a cellmate, a tactic not unfamiliar to republican legislators – see bob allen. i hope these hypocrites finally come out of the closet and lead the next pride parade.

larry craig – a republican windbag, a christian politician who spews anti-gay venom, inspired by f-cktards such as jerry falwell and pat robertson but at the end of the day, they love nothing more than gagging on a beefy, deeply veined man stick.
i was in a public rest room yesterday and this big hefty guy groped my -ss. he went all larry craig on me. i asked him if he was a republican senator from idaho!

once in a while, advances made by gays can be flattering even to a straight male – but no one wants a larry craig around, especially when one is emptying ones bowels.
a gay republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.
bob: did you hear what larry craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom s-x with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?

tom: no i didn’t, what did he say?

bob: he said he just has a “wide stance”

tom: that’s bullsh-t.
a random s-xual -ssignation in a public restroom. to get a larry craig, one must use the secret hand signal. named after soon to be former senator larry craig (r-idaho), who was caught asking an undercover cop for a larry craig. similar to a george michael.
what’s more fun than those coin-operated m-ssage chairs at the airport? why, getting a larry craig down at the men’s room, of course..
1.) an obviously closeted h-m-s-xual senator from idaho

2.) a closeted h-m-s-xual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.
1.) larry craig, the senator from idaho, should just give up and admit he likes dudes.

2.) when daniel was caught with h-m–erotic drawings he drew, he went all larry craig and said that it was for an art cl-ss.

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