Las Milpas


las milpas, otherwise known as pharr, tx. is a city in south texas that is very beautiful place and is looking more like a city than the ghetto it used to be. also have some videos on youtube.
guy 1: “hey, lets go to las milpas for some good food.”
guy 2: “no way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!”
guy 1: “not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence.”
guy 2: “for real? then lets go! you pay!”
guy 1: “ah, sh-t.”

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