Las Vegas Luau
a kinky s-x position in which the partic-p-nts wear gr-ss skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their p-n-ses or s-x toys. meanwhile, another partic-p-nt may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up partic-p-nt and reciting ancient hawaiian prayers.
carl: that was definitely the best las vegas luau i have ever had
willey: yeah i still have poi stuck in my -n-s
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