laser pointer
a fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness
1.totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. the closest thing to giving your cat a -rg-sm with out touching it.
2.could also be construed as kitty crack.
3.a excersise machine for cats.
4. also used for boring powerpoint presentations
5. can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to lax.
dude! i totaly ganked the priciples laser pointer.
what are you going to do with it?
probaly play with my cat later.
1) n. a device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.
2) a device that can give you a f-cking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.
i had so much fun watching bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.
geek p-n-s, as referred to in can’t hardly wait.
girl 2: he asked me to hold his laser pointer!
william lichter: now, ladies, ladies, please. both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.
a way to someone to bust a cap in ya in la.
yo. put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo -ss!
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