lassie blind
when l-ssies/girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. they have gone l-ssie blind.
girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
guy:hmm naw she ugly.
girl: no she not she beautiful.
guy: aye she is, you’re l-ssie blind.
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