when l*ssies/girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. they have gone l*ssie blind.
girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
guy:hmm naw she ugly.
girl: no she not she beautiful.
guy: aye she is, you’re l*ssie blind.
just your typical everyday b*tch *ss n*gg* yo is that a walfred coming down the street
- busting a mighty fat nut
v. *j*c*l*t*ng in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of s*m*n was produced. if the nut was busted under embarr*ssing and/or hilarious circ*mstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut. i was jerking off in my room, and right as i was about to finish my mom called […]
- castle on the hill
one of ed sheerans new songs released in january of 2017. legend has it if you listen to it you can hear the crying of a million fangirls. always equip tissues when listening to this masterpiece. ed saved 2017 with castle on the hill and i’m an emotional wreck.
- sailboat farts
when you’re on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go. toot toot sailboat farts