last ditch effort


a final, pathetic attempt to do something when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
as a last ditch effort to become the cool kid and bring down all the jocks that shoved him in his locker and and threw him into piles of horse manure, gerry turned to urbandictionary.com, where he could freely post definitions like “gerry is da man” and “joe sparks is a p–p-eating tw-tfaced loser”.

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