Last Page Spoiler
when you’re 20-10 pages from finishing a book, and someone tells you a spoiler that makes not finish the book altogether.
bobe: i’m so close to finishing the book
jim: are you at the part where the doge dies?
bobe: thanks for the last page spoiler, f-ck you jim.
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