last resort-shorts. the shorts you wear on laundry day.
nothings clean, all i have are my last reshorts.
light spasms for the win, a word to use when sh-t is happening and everyone is going insane and cant stop laughing -everyone laughing insanely- ohmygod that dog just landed a frontlflip on a cat lsftw
is a girl with really long curly hair that laughs at the weirdest things. her laughter consists of snorting and giggles. she’s tall curvy and beautiful.with thighs that could kill a man guy one : what’s that sound?? guy two : that’s just magdalina laughing.
- m*ssive small
something that is very very very small. that p-n-s is m-ssive small
an unconventional subst-tution of the onomatopoeia, haha. the word is used to project or express slight laughter demeanour. john: “my dog died recently…” tom: “mehee” a person, (usually female) who remarkably resembles a walnut. “oh boy! look at that walnut!” “relax, its just a mehee” via giphy
- military goggles
military goggles – n. the phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military. not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different). at first i thought mike was a 7, but then he put his acus on. it might be the military goggles, but now mike is definitely […]