Lastiwka


1.relaying to a man or woman with a grotesquely large p-n-s.
2.to feel pain it he testicular region due to a prolonged absence of masturbating.
3.to live one’s life though a haze of s-x, drugs, and your mom.
4.often feeling the need to touch ones p-n-s regardless the situation is referred to as ‘lastiwkaing’ or ‘pullin’ the ol’ lastiwka’
1.“whoa, did you see his lastiwka?”
2.“man, my d-ck feels like lastiwka”
3.“i feel like lastiwka today”
4.“i gotta lastiwka dude, i can’t take it anymore”

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