late night stick that won’t quit
when a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. a guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you’re tired, it’s hard to w-nk it).
the problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. so you’re only choice is to just beat it, -j-c-l-t-, and go to sleep in your -rg-smic state.
i woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won’t quit, and i was up ’till 4:30 until i decided to just beat it the f-ck up.
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