LATE OFF
get fired because of a misunderstanding made unintentionally by non-english speakers when they’re gonna be absent in their job.
-boss calling: where are you? the store is packed and hasn’t been open yet.
-outsider in traffic: i’m sorry boss i think i’ll be getting laid late).
-boss: you’re fired motherf-cker.
-american friend: hey pedro wazup?
-outsider: my boss fired me cuz i said i was getting laid, and i meant to say i was getting late to work
-american friend:d-mn, you just got late off .
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