late reaction syndrome


to have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.
1984-doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
ted: i’ve never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- jim: hey ted
(punches ted in the face)

2011-(ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. the score is tied up with 20 secs left)
ted: h-ll yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)

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