Latitude deception
the act of setting your google lat-tude location to a place other than where you really are. especially useful if you’re a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate’s house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex
“i wasn’t really at work til late last night, it was a lat-tude deception; i was actually in bed with your mother.”
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