laughing with my ass
expression originating from turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.
– do you know how much brandon wants to sell his car?
– well, i heard about $5000…
– uh, i am laughing with my -ss!!! his car is a complete garbage!!!
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– the lady says she will sell her store in one month
– d-mn, i am laughing with my -ss… this silly cow does not know anything about business… this is impossible!
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