Laundry Lottery
laundry lottery
a situation where one finds cash in a random piece of clothing unexpectedly, where the subject receives and artificial sensation of euphoria, that last for about 5 seconds and feels as though they’ve won the $300 million power ball. all negative thoughts quickly leave and regardless of the mood the subject is in, they will have a positive outlook on life for the remainder of the day. ll winners who find cash that they thought was originally spent, experience a dual sensation lasting approximately 10 seconds longer.
situations that make winners of the laundry lottery.
(1) re-wearing clothes from a previous nights affair
(2) left over cash that survives a laundry run
(3) disillusioned intoxication, where one forgets to pay random debts (e.g. waitresses, bartenders, drug dealers, etc).
morpheus: “what the f-ck are you smiling about?”
bob: “ i just won the laundry lottery.”
morpheus: “how much this time?”
bob: “found a c-note in my shirt that i forgot to give to the hooker last week”
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