Laurening
to post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. that is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
originally from the french, laurener – i photo without need
and before that the greek, λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).
past participle: lauren’d
neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bl–dy photo alb-ms and i just got tagged in 79 photos
dom: you got lauren’d!!!
neeraj: i am sick of all this mothaf-ckin laurening on this mothaf-ckin internet!
to vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.
hey rev, don’t get them too drunk. we don’t need ten girls laurening all over the place.
1. to engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. to sub-consciously push your life’s emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
coined after lauren graham and other “reality” t.v. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: after laurening around, not only had i lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, i had again created a “fresh start” in life; laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
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