Lauston
a. someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.
b. someone who doesn’t appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.
c. the bearer of the most severe -ss raping punishment one could ever imagine.
lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it’s not ok to not understand math.
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