Lautzed


the act of c-mming in your partner’s eye. this act often leads to a visibly red or puffy eye for the next day and is sometimes used as a s-x trophy by -ssorted douche bags around america.
“i cannot believe chris lautzed carly last night, her eye is so disgusting today!”

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