lavar ball
lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy michael jordan in a 1v1. his sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. claims to be the best basketball player of all time. averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time mvp stephen curry of the golden state warriors. wants to play hall of famer charles barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at tnt and eat donuts. claims his son lamelo is better than jesus christ at basketball.
lavar ball is a fat lard who only can do 2 pull ups
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