Laveai
someone who is kind, generous and thoughtful, someone who thinks of others (and not only himself). a guy that always remembers your birthday and thinks of all the romantic things. the one who is always punctual and is spontaneous and full of life. somebody who no matter what problems they have got, stop a minute and ask you how your day was. a person who is honest; a person who opens the door for you on a date or picks you up so you dont have to wreck your good shoes in the wet weather. a person who is a philanderer. a person who doesn’t cry, doesn’t moan, doesn’t complain, doesn’t get sick, and doesn’t need to go to the doctor every time he sneezes. a person who makes decisions and lives with the consequences.
that kid is as suave as laveai
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