law of bragging
the law of bragging is:
the moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
guy 1: “i’m pretty good at skateboarding.”
-guy 1 does an alright trick.-
guy 2: “i’m the f-cking best.”
-guy 2 steps onto his board.-
guy 2: “n-body’s better than me – watch and see!”
-everyone in the crowd turns to look.-
-guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his .-
guy 1: “law of bragging, bro.”
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