law of infinite dumbasses
this refers to a work situation. this law states that if you fire the dumb-ss at work, either his replacement will be a dumb-ss, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumb-ss. thus, you can never have a dumb-ss-free work place.
well, we canned jim for scr-w-ng up all the time, and now bill does nothing but f-ck up. the law of infinite dumb-sses never fails.
or
why don’t you fire jim, he’s a f-ck up? yeah, but i can deal with it, i’m afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumb-ss.
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