Law of Printers
also known as the printer curse. law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.
the bane of high-school and college students’ lives.
teacher: why is this report 4 days overdue?
student: sorry ma’am, it’s the stupid law of printers.
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