Lawist
a word created by sir. sayf gani nicknamed “capt. awesome” to describe someone he thought was well versed in law, her majesty queen ali who knighted him in return for his services to the kingdom.
” judge, i’m a lawist, i know my client can be released”
” anyone know any lawists around here, i need one”
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