Lawn Burro
literally: thank you
this how red necks say thank you in spanish. it is a phonetic transliteration of “gr-ssy -ss.” the red neck attempt at pr-nouncing gracias.
because the attempt at prouncing gracias is usually an honest effort at inclusivity lawn burro is way of gently referring to people who are kind hearted but don’t quite get it.
sometimes replaces de nada.
among a spanish speaker and souther non-spanish speaker who are friendly:
non-spanish speaker, “gr-ssy -ss”
spanish speaker in reply, “lawn burro”
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