Lay a patch


to take an enormous sh-t in a hurry.
i laid a patch.

i will lay a patch.

did you lay a patch?

i need to lay a patch, i will be right back.

fred: “yo! i forgot to wipe my -ss after laying a greasy -ss patch.”

dave: “d-mn dude. did you use your hands?”

fred: “h-ll no, i used your mothers bed sheets.”

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