lay the pipe


to f-ck a girl real good.
so hard she’s begging and crying for you not to stop and because the -rg-sm is so d-mn good.
i laid the pipe well on this chick last night. she was shakin’ when i got done with her!!
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to have s-x with someone.
i laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.
having very hard s-x with a girl; owning her box
d-mn, that girl looks good. i wanna lay the pipe
v. to give da d-ck
i laid the pipe on that ho early
act of scr-w-ng women’s t-ts
man, i wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, “you aint putting your d-ck in my b–bs”.

my woman has big -ss b–bs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!
to rail a chick from the back
id lay the pipe to that sk-nk -ss ho!

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