LayBeer
the act of having beer poured into one’s mouth as they are laying on the ground in a supine position. the container(s) dispersing the aforementioned beer(s) shall be held by a qualified pourer approximately 2-5 feet from the ground/laybeeree’s face. in order to compensate for wind or shaky pouring, the drinker will form a funnel with their hands to catch the beer. this activity truly shows the true grit of a drinker, as it is comparable to being water boarded with beer.
johnny: “wow, that was really an impressive laybeer!”
jenny: “sure was, he was able to laybeer two whole beers without moving.”
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