laying a Mongo
once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the b-gg-r, we named it el mongo, or the don. since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a mongo.
“jeez i really need o go lay a mongo right now.”
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