Laying Tarp


the act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not -j-c-l-t-d for an exuberant amount of time. so much stored s-m-n results, that if one didn’t lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.
eric: dude, i haven’t jacked off in like a week…i think tonight’s the night.
pat: well man if this is anything like bukkake sunday you better be laying tarp.
eric: yea man, i want to get back my security deposit too.

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