layton

man with a very large p-n-s that egaculates at a long distance
his layton is very huge
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1. being a knifer expert in mw3 2. a crazy knifer/ idiot
dude i just got laytoned from across the map!
1. a city north of salt lake city, utah
2. full of hot military guys
3. very modern and full of life city … except on sunday because apparently mormons cannot operate on that day
4. beautiful views of the mountains
i love living in layton!
layton (noun): commonly known as another word for p-n-s.

the word layton, meaning p-n-s, was thought of and created in the 18th century in scotland.

many women back in the 18th century believed that it was appropriate to call a mans p-n-s layton, only if it was small or tiny.

if a woman in the 18th century saw a little p-n-s, she would laugh and mock the p-n-s calling it a layton.
remember, when you zip up your pants, don’t let your little old layton get caught in the zipper.

oh my goodness! i just saw my dads layton in the shower!

now that i am a teenager, my layton has grown a few inches.
layton describes this incredibly beautiful girl. long blonde curly hair, a smile that makes you melt. she’s hot, but not full of her self. she’s quiet and kind of shy. she’s the perfect girl. i wish she was mine…
somewhere out there is the perfect girl and maybe someday she will know how beautiful she is and she will be my layton.
this is one of the most gorgeous girls i have ever seen. she looks like taylor swift. she is sweet and kind to everyone. she has a pearly white smile and the biggest blue eyes you have ever seen. she loves spontaneous dance parties, black and white pictures, and life. if you ever meet her, your life will never be the same.
she is a layton if there ever was one.
a extended family, spread throughout society by interbreeding and inter-family love relationships
layton marries layton