Lazy Dill


refers to the act of male m-st-rb-t-s clean up, instead of opting for the tradition ‘j-zz rag’ a man may simply choose to rub his man sauce into your stomach and falls asleep. the next morning the solidified s-m-n is simply peeled off and dispose of.
kyle did the lazy dill last night while his roommate slept, kyle is a triflin.

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