lazy fat fuck


put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig
no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so f-ckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

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