Lazy hitch hiker


when a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
come sit over here so i can give you a lazy hitch hiker
lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

alternate definition:
a sign sold by midnights madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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i’m not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.

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