lazy little bitch syndrome
lazy little b-tch syndrome, also known as llbs, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.
llbs is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. whining encomp-sses such subjects as:
-failing university cl-sses, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack sh-t, due to lack of trying
llbs is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
“i can’t seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight.” “sounds like you have lazy little b-tch syndrome.”
“i can’t get a girlfriend, because i never go outside and cry about it on irc all the time!” “sounds like the llbs has got you down.”
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