Lazy Peanut


misconception derived from the grumpy munchkin.

this is when you have to urinate and don’t feel like doing it yourself. you have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
i gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and i could miss a second.

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