lazyassery
a mix between lazy and an -sshole. someone who is too lazy to realize they are going to ruin anything good they have going, and do it in an -sshole manner.
“dude, you should wake up and go to work?” miles says.
“no, i’m too tired, i don’t even care if i lose my job!” lucas replies.
“but it’s our only source of income!” miles objects.
lucas rolls back over and goes to sleep.
lucas is exhibiting lazy-ssery.
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