lazycock
commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, “lazyc-ck” is when your d-ck won’t get hard. not because it can’t. just because it doesn’t feel like it. this disease spans all races and creeds. it doesn’t matter if the person attached to the c-ck in question is h-rny or not. the closest someone can come to mimicking a lazyc-ck is to fondle a semi flaccid p-n-s for hours. who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazyc-ck in the process.
bae: come back to bed so we can f-ck. (bites lip).
man: i would but i’ve got a lazyc-ck right now.
bae: i can fix that. (holes reference).
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