LBD

little black dress.
“i love her lbd.”
“lbd?”
“little black dress. short, black, and s-xy.”
a term used to define a little black dress which most woman posess.the dress is most likely overworn but always seems appealing especially when added with acessories such as bangles and clutch purse.
an lbd is mentioned in a n-dubz song ” i need you”
tulisa: “you left me standing in my lbd and my bang bang shoes”
lazy b-st-rd disease.
being a lazy b-st-rd for no discernible reason.
“i’m only been up for 4 hours and i’m knackered…”
“mate you’ve got l.b.d.
lazy b-st-rd disorder

an able bodied person who has no ambition to do anything, but wallow in laziness. essentially becoming a lazy b-st-rd.
hey man you talked to greg? man, i haven’t seen greg since april dumped him. she said he had l.b.d.!

jason: who’s the guy that sleeps on the couch?

paul: um i don’t know his name, but i know he’s got a real serious case of l.b.d.!
lesbian bed death
when two lesbian are together for a long time and stop having s-x…
i’m experiencing l.b.d. and i’ve only been w/ her for 5 months.
loud but deadly. opposite of silent but deadly. in refrence to flatulence. these bad boys are powerful and filled with stank, so much you might want to vomit.
betsy: dude, i’m gasey and theres nothing silent about it.
laura: gross, lbd. i’m out dude.
long black d-ck
“she likes the lbd”

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