Le Vert


a le vert is a soft spoken male who sleepstrips.

they will show little emotion, however a le vert is at his most outragous when in a foreign country where he will without shame or remorse expose himself to a large audience of strangers whilst asleep.

le vert’s are usually adverse to violence. the only time a le vert will become violent is if you say the word ‘roy’ to him for no apparent reason. after a bout of sparing violence, he will only be calmed if you present him with a friendship stone.

once a le vert has ingested more than 4 units of alcohol, he will refuse to use a key to open a door. he will stand at the door shouting “bell” repeatedly until entry to said establishment is gained.
“oh my word, look at that guy getting naked. he must be a le vert, doesn’t he realise there are children around”

“i had a fight with le vert, i got angry and called him roy. i best get a friendship stone”
a contemporary r&b group, formed in ohio in 1984, comprising of sean and gerald levert, the sons of o’jays founder eddie levert, as well as marc gordon.
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