lea-jade is a fun loving girl, who may be obsessed with unicorns. she is very unique, her personality and her name. she’s kinda girly and is only ok at flirting. she is shy around people she doesn’t know, but once you get to know her she is crazy. she’s a great friend who will always be by your side.
person 1- did you see lea-jade today?
person 2- of course i saw her! she’s the crazy funny girl right?
person 1- yeah!!!
- vaycay bae
your bae while you’re on vacation. you have them for a week, add them on snapchat, and then never talk to them again. it’s the type of relationship that requires the least amount of commitment. i met matt on vacation. he bought my drink on the first night, we hung out, made out and i […]
getting drunk off of movie drinking games person 1: “what kind of drinking game do you want to play tonight?” person 2: “i don’t know man, let’s just watch the shining and get cinesmashed”
a male whom identifies as non binary and constantly spills food and eats children oh d-mn lucyann ate my kid
- sam x allie
something that will never happen. sam x allie is not going to happen.
columpatate means when two fat cells come together to make one big baby fat cell. the more your fat cells columpatate the fatter you get. beware: if you columpatate too much in your lifetime you will implode in a fiery ball of exploding fat cells. so i strongly suggest to take long walks on the […]