Lead me on
it means lead me astray, show me, distract me, influence me, or tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.
sometimes expressed in a similar tone to the phrase ‘gimme a break’.
overall, take me away from what is happening how.
me and my brother walk in on mum fellating dad.
‘euugh sick, lead me on.’
my brother: ‘i can fly kick mum’s freshly baked cake’
‘go on, let’s see, what are you waiting for, lead me on’
not a relation: ‘i can induce -rg-sm using only my facial expressions’
‘you can lead me on’
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